With apologies to Irving Berlin...

Post by **arkline** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:59 pm

And Gene Wilder and Peter Boyle and Taco:

Think I'll go out for a ride
on the boulevards far and wide.
If there's no hitch
I'm putting on the 'Stich.

Don't think I'll be minding rain
Though some might think that I'm insane.
Just got that itch.
Puttin' on the 'Stich.

Out there with the cars and trucks and scooters
Big red Oilhead moves just like a trooper
Super-dooper

Running out amongst the hills
Looking out for some cheap thrills
Watch that ditch!
Puttin' on the 'Stich

Winter comes and winter goes
I'll only stop if it snows.
Won't hear me bitch.
Puttin' on the 'Stich.

Moving through the morning's workday hassle.
Big red oilhead never fails to dazzle.
Pretty snazzle.

I'll be meeting you at a Beakster Bash
If I get some time and get some cash
More I couldn't wish
Puttin' on the 'Stich.

JToole · Post by **JToole** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 7:43 pm

Post by **wncbmw** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 7:46 pm

You'd have to apoligize to more than those guys if we could have heard you singing it!

Nice lyrics though!

fnfalman · Post by **fnfalman** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:22 pm

Very witty!!!

Post by **geechie** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:31 am

Very nicely done.

I never tire of watching Peter Boyle as the monster doing the original.

Truly one of the funniest movies of all time.

George

Post by **arkline** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:17 pm

You'd have to apoligize to more than those guys if we could have heard you singing it! Laughing

Nice lyrics though!

Thanks. Of course I don't even sing in the shower anymore...

Once wrote a blues tune that nobody wanted that went something like this...

Since you left me baby
I tell you 'cause it's true
I've become a real craftsman in everything I do.
All my lovin' is hand made.....
All my lovin' is hand made...

You get the picture

Post by **DSKYZD** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:56 pm

Wonder if you can get spats from the Aerostich catalog?

Good job!!!

DSKYZD

darthrider · Post by **darthrider** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:04 pm

Ron, you crack me up!
My son is a song writer, I'll pass your lyrics along to him...maybe you'll be rich.

Post by **arkline** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:01 pm

Dave and all,

Glad you enjoyed the doggerel. You've got to fight SAD however you can...