Oh, that Dubya!

darthrider · Post by **darthrider** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:34 pm

President Bush and dingle Cheney are enjoying a lunch at a fancy Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take their order; she is young and very attractive.

She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy salad".

"Very good Sir", she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "and what will you have Mr. President"?

Bush answers, "how about a quickie"?

Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed in you sir. I thought you were bringing in a new administration that was committed to high principles and morality. I'm sorry I voted for you."

With that, the waitress departs in a huff.

Cheney leans over to Bush and says, "Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced 'QUICHE'".

Post by **new2BMW** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:38 pm

Awe...C'mon Dave. Like Cheney would know how to pronounce it.

Boxerboy · Post by **Boxerboy** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 7:40 am

Do Texans do quiche?

darthrider · Post by **darthrider** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:13 am

Do Texans do quiche?

Absolutely NOT!!

Post by **wncbmw** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:01 pm

Do Texans do quiche?

That was my question! Dave, thanks for answering!

Post by **MattPie** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:08 pm

darthrider wrote:
Do Texans do quiche?
Absolutely NOT!!

You should, it's pretty good stuff.

Post by **arkline** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:00 am

Do Texans do quiche?

Well, sort of...they call it pecan pie.

Post by **geechie** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:05 am

But do they call it pee-can or pee-cahn?

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darthrider · Post by **darthrider** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:23 am

But do they call it pee-can or pee-cahn?

South Texas or North Texas?

I'm sure you know what a "tea-cup" is. Do you know what a "pee-cup" is?

It's what an illegal immigrant in Texas drives to town on Saturday night...