Jerusalem Burial Joke

[toner87]

You can swap wife w/ husband, the jokes still cute...


A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"


The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

[johno]

Amen!
A bit like one of our past Prime Ministers who was asked where he would like to be buried when he died.
His reply was, It wont matter, I will be back in 3 days.