I spend the last 3 weeks at work conducting a massive health and safety audit of the departmental wood and metal workshops, studios and equipment. I make sure everything is up to spec, safe, maintained and generally spot on.
I get into discussions here about safe riding techniques, reflective clothing, helmet colours etc.
At home I clean out plastic containers and tin cans to recycle and on Wednesday night I stick my hand on top of the stuff in the green bin to squash it down to get a little more in and get what feels like an electric shock...as the edge of the tin can I didn't see slices my index finger to the bone cutting through the artery and nerve in one quick go.
I know I've cut the nerve and in A&E I tell them over and over BUT the casualty consultant maintains that there's no nerve damage despite my insisting I have no feeling there, stitches me up and sends me home.
Today I decide to go back for a second opinion and am told that there's nerve damage (no sh*t Sherlock