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Harriet Myers pulled out before the issue of abortion was discussed. I promise to do the same.


A poll shows that 66 percent of Americans disapprove of Bush's handling of the war in Iraq. Speaking of bush handling, wanna share a cab?
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:lol:

If these are your lines, you are going to be one lonely guy. :wink:
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Excuse me miss, do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them!
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Lonely boys, eh?

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Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
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Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.


Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?


If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
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So....., you're a girl huh?


If you were a booger I'd pick you first.


Got two nipples for a dime?


I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
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