Warning: Reminiscense with synonym for "penis".

darthrider · Post by **darthrider** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:02 pm

I hope this will again show that the most important information in your life
won't come from a teacher, the library or Internet. It comes from a mentor, and on a very personal level.

My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time
to reminisce. We used to take long walks and drives together. He would
make special trips to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him.

I was young when he died. If he were living today and sharing his pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. These gems were all well and good, but the one I remember best came from him when I was only 12.

We were sitting in a park, watching children with their mothers enjoying a
beautiful spring day. He told me that one day, I'd find a woman and start
my own family. Then came the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice
when he said: "And be sure you marry a woman with small hands."

"Why should I do that, Grandpa?" I asked.

"It makes your pecker look bigger."

Post by **DJ Downunder** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:37 pm

Good one Dave....

Also make sure you find a doctor with small hands...you may need a prostate check up one day...

DJ

jamming · Post by **jamming** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:35 am

I did

and DJ, truer words were never spoken

Rog

darthrider · Post by **darthrider** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:22 am

Also make sure you find a doctor with small hands...you may need a prostate check up one day...

Come to think of it...that doctor had *both* hands on my shoulders!

Post by **boxermania** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:49 am

Darth....I went to school with your doctor....they used to call him tripod and I never figured why......