English lesson

[boxermania]

Woman's English:
1.Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think of?

Men's English:
1. I am hungry =I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am board = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay