New weight loss program joke

[DJ Downunder]

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10kg weight loss
program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing
but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing,he finally catches her and has his way with her.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10kg as promised.

He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20kg
program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the
most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She
is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads: "If you catch me you can have me." Well, he's out the door
after her like a shot! This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him
a while to catch her; but when he does, it's definitely worth every
muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days, the same routine
happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only
to discover that he has lost another 20kg's as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50kg program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone - "This is our
most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this
good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he
opens it he finds this huge, muscular, 7ft man standing there wearing
nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that read:,
"I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're mine..."

[boxermania]

That's why I chose to change the spring on my rear shock........