Unwanted Hair

[Boxer]

Okay, I'm sick of having to pull these inch long hairs out of my nose! What the heck is that all about? ...and why don't they grow like that on my head anymore?

[rdsmith3]

Can you braid them?

[boxermania]

Boxer

It is so enlightening to her about your personal higiene problems, thank you so much.......

[machew01]

Phil, doesn't Dremel have an attachment for that?

mac

[Boxer]

What's really bad is when I feel an annoying itching in my nose and thinking it may be just another dried up booger, I dig in there with my index finger and find a hair that winds around my finger about 4 times before I jerk it out with sharp, excrutiating pain. I'm thinking the root was so deep I just gave myself a frontal lobotomy! Then I unwind that sucker to measure it and its no surprise it was itching so bad.

Do you think this could be due to me riding a motorsickle?

[wncbmw]

I just gave myself a frontal lobotomy!

. . . and how would we be able to tell?

[iowabeakster]

The irritation of nose hairs is a prelude to joy. Pulling nose hairs is one the best free treats in life. The sneezes are fantastic.

Whenever I pull one of those really big ones, if I don't fire off several powerful sneezes... it is a major disappointment.

[rockstercliff]

Thanks there Iowa, I have never considered the sneezes that come with pulling these nuisance hairs as the blessing they are, but you are correct. Cant wait to get home and start pulling. Wait till your 60, almost a second hobby.

[owldaddy]

Look at the bright side. I look forward to pulling nose hair every day. That means I'm still above ground, and it is a good day.