So, on this trip around Lake Michigan we made a stop at Tahquamenan falls in the MI Upper Peninsula. Very picturesque.
There were no people killed in the making of this picture...
I wouldn't call this very picturesque... I think this was our last camp spot in WI before the last leg home... Geeeesss... talk about stuffing 10 pounds in a 5 pound bag. Could they stuff the campers any closer. I don't think Babe was pleased with me taking a picture of her so early in the morning...
Well, so here's where the story gets interesting... It's about noon and we're somewhere north of Milwaukee on Highway 41. Traffic isn't too bad... just enough room for us to make our way through the pack... we're pushing about 5-10 mph faster than everyone around us. Every now and then we pass a poor bastard who had the misfortune to get pulled over by WI finest. We carry on. My friend and I are taking turns... He pulls into a lane, makes room for me, I pull in next to him, then I lead into the next lane in front of the car we just passed, make room for him, he follows me, and so on. Frikin ballet on wheels...
We pass one of WI finest pulled over on the side of the road and we waves his arms as we pass him... hmmmm... what gives... my friend and I look at each other, shrug our shoulders and carry on... I know he didn't get us on radar cause there's too much traffic around us... About a minute later there are lights in our mirrors... We pull over, take our gear off and talk to the cop... He wants to see our licenses... they clocked us doing 80 in a 55... HUH

Literally I said no way... and really, there was NO way. There was too much traffic and we weren't moving that much faster. Everyone was doing at least 60 and we could not have been doing more than 70. Well, he doesn't really care. So this is the point where he asks for our licenses again... problem is that both of us are driving on speeding tickets...

bigger problem is it's the last day of the trip and we have like next to zero money to post bond... and the only credit card we have is an American Express... and guess what? WI finest don't take American Express. We're like... well, we don't have our licenses and we don't have the cash... so now what... Well, he says, then you can follow me down to the station and we will put you in a holding cell until you can post bond or you stand before a judge...

Say WHAT
So, we get back on our bikes and follow WI finest to the station. We park our bikes in their holding garage and go into the station. Where we are separated and proceed to be booked; photo, fingerprints, here's your orange suit, ... sorry, we don't have shoes in your size, but here's some socks... and we end up in the holding cell... there's a couple other guys in there... one is in there for DUI... nice... My buddy sees me in my socks and he cracks up... at this point both of us are laughing cause this is the most absurd thing that that has ever happened to us...
Problem is this... if either of us called our parents for a bailout they would absolutely freak... so we can not call them... our only option is to have Babe call her father and post our bond, which we can pay him back. After all she's not the one in jail, so hopefully he'll want her home bad enough to help us with bail.
About this time it was lunch, and what do you know... we get lunch... my buddy and I look at each other and crack up again... cable TV, food, warm socks... not bad. We even get some tin cups... of course, what do you do if your in a holding cell and you have a tin cup... you bang it on the bars of course... more laughing...
So, after lunch one of WI's finest says we have a visitor... Ah, ya... remember Babe... They walk us to the area with the plate glass and phones... and this is the first time we see Babe in several hours... Seems she was out in the police lobby, sitting on a bench all this time, and hungry cause she has no wheels and can't go anywhere... and the police station is out in the middle of nowhere... We discuss our plan, she goes off (not as in yelling at us... she goes off to call her father)... and we go back to the holding cell...
Well, to make a long story short... we got to eat dinner in the holding cell... and by now it was getting old... 9:00 pm, rolled by, 10:00 rolled by... and we get the news that we're bailed...

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you... Guess Western Union isn't quite as fast as the commercials make it out to be...
We're tired, but Babe got the worst of it cause she spent the whole day on that bench and hungry... At this point it's just surreal... we go to the holding garage... gear up.. and discuss what to do... we could stay the night at a cheap Motel, but we decide the best thing to do is put this day behind us and get home.
That wasn't the end of it though... after being on the road for a while I realize I have a problem... my lights are dimming and every time my bike revs drop below 4000 rpm the bike dies...

It's past 11:00 pm, we're in the middle of nowhere in WI, on some back road... now what... Well, Babe needs to make a phone call to fill her Dad in on where she is... so we make it to some seedy bar with some seedy looking bikes parked out front... She decides there's no way she is going in alone... So, I accompany her to the phone.... That done, we're back on the road... We decided to ditch the back roads and hit the Tollway... Basically we went through the manual lanes together... my buddy and Babe do the paying, I try to keep my bike above 4000 rpm, and then we go through the gate together...

Almost missed our timing once and the crossbar for the toll gate nearly took my head off...
We did managed to make it to our homes... First order of duty the next day was to pay back our bail money...
Later I found out my stator had partially shorted out, so at low revs it wasn't making enough juice to keep the bike running. I probably hadn't noticed it before because I was running on a combination of battery and alternator...
Definitely one for the books... in spite of everything, it was a great time... and I think this photo summed it up...
