My name is Borat, I live in Glorious Republic of Kazahkstan and I ride BMW R1150R and I read this interweb net site every day, and I am reading about Miss Gypsy Woman and Mr. Boxershorts guy and they go to Arkansas for BMW Mini-Bash, and I think, maybe I go to America and go to Arkansas, too, and maybe I meet Miss Gypsy Woman and ride my BMW, too.
So I ask Ministry of Cultural Affairs in Glorious Republic Kazahkstan to help me go to Arkansas in America, and maybe I make film about what I learn there. And they say, "&*^$+*&@#@ to you, Borat, you go to America again, you pay your own way, you %#@!*&+%^. So I decide to go to America and Arkansas on my own.
Here I am saying Goodbye to my village in Kazahkstan:
When I ride to Arkansas, I must go through Oklahoma to get there:
Also I must go through parts of Texas:
Finally I get to Arkanas. I know this because roads become much better, almost like home in Kazahkstan:
Finally I get to Ozark, Arkanas, and I think the people there are happy to see BMW riders. Or maybe not. Maybe Miss Gypsy and Mr. Boxershorts guy have arrived before me?
The women in Arkanas are very beautiful, No? And friendly ...
This one, not so much ...
This one not so much, either:
Finally I get to hotel and meet up with Mr. Boxershorts guy, and I find they are having party after riding all day:
Also I find out that Ozark High School football team is called "Hillbillies". Here are mascots:
Next day we go riding on Arkansas Pig Trail. Some of the guys are pretty good riders:
And some of them are not:
Some of the guys get lost:
Some of the guys use the modern Arkansas Highway system to get around:
Some of the guys eventually find their way out of woods and back to hotel:
While out riding on Pig Trail, we have run-in with American Harley biker gang:
When we get back to Ozark, some of the friendly women in town are most happy to see us:
Some of the guys get "lucky":
Later that night we have good dinner together, all of us together there with Miss Gypsy Woman and Mister Boxershorts guy. Me, I decide not to eat when I see in kitchen the main course. Or maybe it was dessert?
I am happy now to be home in my village:
Overall, it was good trip to Arkansas, and I will be back for Mini-Bash encore 2008. See you guys then!
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