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Just what the ---- is up with the ------- board "net nanny" filter?

It is ------- getting where you can't post ------- jack ---- without the ------- "net nanny" zapping just about every other ------- word! I don't know who the flaming ---------- was who wrote that piece of ----, but one thing's for ------- sure, it is one sensitive ------- -------!

I can understand it being so ------- strict in some sections of the ------- board, but why is it so ------- hair-trigger in the ------- "Off Topic" section and "Pat's Playhouse"?

Even George Patton thought cursing had its ------- place in the world, and sometimes there just aren't any other ------- words that will do.

I just don't ------- get it...

Dallara

High detailed satellite photo of Dallara after he was challenged about his ability to ride without ABS...And told not to curse! ...

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Just havin' a little photoshop fun at your expense Alan! This is actually that Arkansas guy who scaled the White House fence today.

Boxer...

I ------- *LOVE* it!!!

Except my ------- R1150R is ------- Atlanta Blue, and not that ------ ------- black!

And, of course, I am much ------- better looking than that ------- ---------- in the ------- picture, though he has more ------- hair, the son of a -----!!!

Dallara

I see that you boys have not been taking your medicine like the doctor ordered.........

Dallara - we can butt heads on ABS all you want but don't be bad mouthing black BMWs! Thems fighting words! Boxer and I will work you over good!

WNCBMW...

You gotta' be ------- kidding, right?

------- A, right, buddy!

Everybody knows that ------ ------- black is for people with no ------- imagination! Next you'll be telling me your ------- second favorite color is ------- *WHITE*!

And everybody also ------- knows that Atlanta Blue in not only the fastest ------- color, but by far the ------- sexiest, best ------- handling, highest ------- resale valued ------- color out there! H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks, even ------- BMW chose ------- Atlanta Blue as the ------- color for the very first ------- R-1150-R they showed at the ------- Munich show when they introduced the ------- bike to the ------- public back in ------- 2001...

The only ------- color that is more ------- ------- than ------- black is that ------- --- ---------- red.

------- Dallara

Heck, I even took my decals off my black beauty. Stealth mode!

And my wife's car is white!

*WHITE*!!!

Your wife's car is *WHITE*???

And your R1150R is ------- *BLACK*???

Well, then... I ------- rest my ------- case, WNCBMW.

You don't still have a ------- black-and-white TV, do you?



Dallara

(all in fun, wncbmw... but you knew that)

We have an old TV but it is color. Actually, I am in the midst of shopping for a new HDTV but am lost in the confusing world of everchanging electronics!