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Pickup Lines
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:17 pm
by garylspolar
Harriet Myers pulled out before the issue of abortion was discussed. I promise to do the same.
A poll shows that 66 percent of Americans disapprove of Bush's handling of the war in Iraq. Speaking of bush handling, wanna share a cab?
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:12 am
by JCsman
If these are your lines, you are going to be one lonely guy.
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:53 am
by new2BMW
Excuse me miss, do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them!
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:08 pm
by Hiker
Lonely boys, eh?
Hiker
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:49 pm
by garylspolar
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:54 pm
by garylspolar
Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:08 pm
by garylspolar
So....., you're a girl huh?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Got two nipples for a dime?
I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
