Diagnosis
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:14 pm
This little old lady goes to the doctor and says,
"Doctor I have this problem with passing gas,
but it really doesn't bother me too much. It
never smells and it's always silent. As a matter
of fact I've passed gas at least 20 times since
I've been here in your office. You didn't know I
was passing gas because it doesn't smell and it's
silent".
The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and
come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she
says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now
my passing gas... although still silent, it stinks
terribly."
"Good", the doctor said, now that we've cleared
up your sinuses, we'll start to work on your hearing.
"Doctor I have this problem with passing gas,
but it really doesn't bother me too much. It
never smells and it's always silent. As a matter
of fact I've passed gas at least 20 times since
I've been here in your office. You didn't know I
was passing gas because it doesn't smell and it's
silent".
The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and
come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she
says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now
my passing gas... although still silent, it stinks
terribly."
"Good", the doctor said, now that we've cleared
up your sinuses, we'll start to work on your hearing.
...I love a good fart joke.