Honeymoon
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:50 am
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with
his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old
barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?"
Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for
da train ride down."
"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station.
My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food.
She broughta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and
we were lookina forward to da trip.
Everyting wasa Okey Dokey till we getta hungry
and open upa da luncha basket. The conductore
comea by, waga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat
indisa car. Musta use a dining car.'
"So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to a dining
car, eat a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottl! e
of a nice a vino!
Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say,
'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.'
"So, we go to cluba car. While a drinkina da vino,
I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore,
he waga his finger aga in and say, 'No a smokina
disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.' "We go to a
smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper
car anda go to bed.
We just about to go boombada boombada and the
conductore, he walka through da hall shouting ata
da top of his a voice...'Nofolka Virginia! .....
Nofolka Virginia!'
"Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus!!
his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old
barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?"
Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for
da train ride down."
"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station.
My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food.
She broughta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and
we were lookina forward to da trip.
Everyting wasa Okey Dokey till we getta hungry
and open upa da luncha basket. The conductore
comea by, waga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat
indisa car. Musta use a dining car.'
"So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to a dining
car, eat a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottl! e
of a nice a vino!
Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say,
'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.'
"So, we go to cluba car. While a drinkina da vino,
I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore,
he waga his finger aga in and say, 'No a smokina
disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.' "We go to a
smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper
car anda go to bed.
We just about to go boombada boombada and the
conductore, he walka through da hall shouting ata
da top of his a voice...'Nofolka Virginia! .....
Nofolka Virginia!'
"Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus!!
