Nice Guys Don't Finish Last...
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:14 pm
Taken from the January '09 Issue of Motorcyclist Magazine....
.... Nice guys don't finish last. They take extra laps while the cool guys blow up and crash out of the game. Lead thee not into temptation. Into the Valley of Death rode nobody sane. Take a step back from the edge, ride home at The Pace of Reasonable Men, and kiss your family.
Sometimes I don't. The devil stands behind me wearing toe-cleavage pumps and designer decolletage. She strokes my hair while I bet, laughing at pot limits while I flop sweat, addled and hoopy and tracking like a SCUD.
Those are the times I have to push in the whole stack. On the day that I lose -- and everybody loses, a chip at a time or the whole pile at a throw -- she'll laugh again and raise an eyebrow a the Dealer.
Maybe She'll tip me a wink as they escort me out the back...
.... Nice guys don't finish last. They take extra laps while the cool guys blow up and crash out of the game. Lead thee not into temptation. Into the Valley of Death rode nobody sane. Take a step back from the edge, ride home at The Pace of Reasonable Men, and kiss your family.
Sometimes I don't. The devil stands behind me wearing toe-cleavage pumps and designer decolletage. She strokes my hair while I bet, laughing at pot limits while I flop sweat, addled and hoopy and tracking like a SCUD.
Those are the times I have to push in the whole stack. On the day that I lose -- and everybody loses, a chip at a time or the whole pile at a throw -- she'll laugh again and raise an eyebrow a the Dealer.
Maybe She'll tip me a wink as they escort me out the back...