Recently seen bumper stickers....

[ebiker]

• Dyslexics are teople poo.

• Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.

• I'm Canadian. It's like being American, but without the gun.

• Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

• If there is no God, who always pops up that next Kleenex?

• Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.

• People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

• So many cats, so few recipes.

• Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

• Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

• Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.

• Do they ever shut up on your planet?

• West Virginia: One million people, and 15 last names.

• Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

• How do I set a laser printer to stun?

• (back of Bike's shirt) If you can read this, the b**** fell off!

• I R S: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

• Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
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Ed..

[R4R&R]

Those are good. How come everyone makes fun of West VA? It is a beautiful state, with incredible roads!

Back when I was in high school I had an old Bronco (obvious loyalty to Ford at the time) and I had two bumper stickers that stuck out:
I'd rather eat worms that drive a Chevy
and
a$$hole behind me

I thought it was funny to see people pull up behind me and read the first and laugh, then read the second and their facial expression would change.

[CycleRob]

On a Jeep CJ written up-side down:
"If you can read this . . . . Flip me over"

"I love cats . . . especially the dark meat"

"I'd rather push a Harley . . . than ride anything else" (Often get their wish)

"How's my driving? 1-800-EAT-SH*T"

[gelbe Kulter]

I have a "Unitarian Jihad" bumper sticker in the back window of my pick-up truck. One day I looked in the rearview mirror and saw three women in a minivan leaning forward and squinting. They were all wearing scarves on their heads, so I took them to be Muslims. Eventually they were laughing. Maybe they got it.

[Boxer]

(back of Bike's shirt) If you can read this, the b**** fell off!

I just saw on the back of a very tall blonde lady BMW rider at the GMR this past weekend...In very big letters:

"If You Can Read This The B***H Just Passed You."

[wncbmw]

"Hang up and drive!"

"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

[Tripton]

Archaeologists: The Cowgirls Of Science.

[popgazer]

"Bad cop. No doughnut!"