And this is probably not new to many of you.
But worth a repeat laugh if you have already seen it.
One of the joys of English being your primary language
is that the rest of the world wishes to communicate
with you in your own language!
1) A sign in Germany's Black Forest: "IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.."
2) C*cktail lounge, Norway: "LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR."
3) Advertising donkey rides, Thailand:"WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?"
4) Hotel, Yugoslavia: "THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID."
5) " At a Budapest zoo:"PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY."
6) Doctors office, Rome:"SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES."
7) Hotel, Acapulco: "THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE."
Information booklet on using a hotel air conditioner, Japan: "COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF."9) Sign in men's toilet in Japan: "TO STOP LEAK, TURN C*CK TO THE RIGHT."
10) Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: "GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED."
11) On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."
12) In a Tokyo bar: "SPECIAL C*CKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS."
13) In a Bangkok temple: "IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN EVEN A FOREIGNER IF DRESSED AS A MAN."
14) Hotel, Chiang Mai, Thailand: "PLEASE DO NOT BRING SOLICITORS INTO YOUR ROOM."
15) Hotel brochure, Italy: "THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE."
16) Hotel lobby, Bucharest: "ELEVATOR IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE."
17) Hotel elevator, Paris: "PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK."
18) Hotel, Japan: "YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID."
19) Lobby of a Moscow hotel facing a Russian Orthodox monastery: "YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY."
20) Ski hotel, Austria: "NOT TO PERAMBULATE THE CORRIDORS IN THE HOURS OF REPOSE IN THE BOOTS OF ASCENSION."
21) Hotel, Vienna: "IN CASE OF FIRE, DO YOUR UTMOST TO ALARM THE HOTEL PORTER."
22) Hotel, Zurich: "BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE."
23) Ad by a Hong Kong dentist: "TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS."
24) A laundry in Rome: "LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND AN AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME."
25) Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia: "TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES."
26) Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: "WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS."
27) On the grounds of a private school: "NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION."
28) 
In a restaurant: "OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO."
29) Sign on an automatic restroom hand dryer: "DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS."
30) In a maternity ward: "NO CHILDREN ALLOWED."
In a cemetery: "PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN."
