One day a guy was riding along on his R1150R when he thought he'd open her up. He had just topped 100 when he spotted blue lights in his mirror. His first thought was to run, but, after a minute he thought better of it.
He pulls over and the Trooper approaches.
Trooper: Sir, let me see your liscence and registration.
Rider: Of course officer.
Trooper: Sir, I clocked you at 102mph. Can you tell me why you were riding so fast.
Rider: Well officer, years ago my wife ran away with a State Trooper and I thought you were trying to bring her back.
Trooper, handing back his papers: Have a nice day.
What to say to a Trooper
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What to say to a Trooper
- Bill #438, Lifetime
If I'm going to grow up, I'd better hurry.....oh well.
If I'm going to grow up, I'd better hurry.....oh well.