Singing in church

[boxermania]

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday
morning. He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word
and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I
want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind."

The pastor shouted out "CROSS."

Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD
RUGGED CROSS."

The pastor hollered out "GRACE". The congregation began to sing
"AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."

The pastor said "POWER." The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD."

The Pastor said "SEX." The congregation fell into total silence.

Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at
each other afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, from way in the back of the church, a little old
87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS
MEMORIES."

GOTTA LOVE LITTLE OLD LADIES.